Bless my tanned face and painful arms. Was it worth it? The first part I was bored to almost tears. The second part I was mincing for questions and ideas to ask. On the whole I got to drink San Miguel Beer priced at $4 a cup. Yes, cup.
There's a version of me that I see in my mind that I might never be able to fully assume only to exhibit a few aspects here and there and yet do I strive to be this side of me. But a large part of me languishes in hesitation, blank thoughts open mouth, or buzzing brains and blood but closed mouth. "I am not what I am"; there's something deeper beneath what I am, but at the same time being what I am I'd like to be what I am not, what I actually am deeper beneath.
We often need a more direct approach to express the real ourselves, the something-deeper-beneath that we dun always show but know that it's always there.
Hmm. ;-)
Behold my latest breakthrough in consumer self-expression. Only a RcokStar like me can think of such an ingenious idea that is totally warped and untrue (So all you kids, dun you believe this). So what does it entail?
Well First you gotta have an amplifier. Our Brain electricity waves are too contained to be able to travel outside of the cranium. The amplifier does wonders; just a 15 watter amp like this one can not only sound the tunes in your mp3 player, it can also rock if you've got an electric guitar, or line level device, but most importantly it is the key to getting yourself heard.
Aight connection and amplifer ready, how do you go about connecting the true you to your trusty amplifier?
The brain waves from a human cannot escape the containment of the skull unless due to some Experienced Sychological Power (ESP) that most of us unfortunately are unable to harness. However, the brain waves often swim in our ears. That's why that is the best place to link your brain to the amplifier!
Next you connect the other end of the cable into the amplifier:
Turn on the Amplifier, but not before turning down the Master Volume down.
Concentrate your inner emotions and brainwaves into the the cable.... and....
Rock on!!!
If you're my kind of Rcokstar, then you'll have one of these. This is a effects pedal for electric guitar, gives distortion and all, but it works well with distorting your brainwaves output too. Be creative!!
Alas, a REAL piece of advice... If you've gone this far to buy an amplifier and even and effects pedal, then just get an electric guitar and learn to talk rcok!
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