Ho cool. We dun have to enter a title for the entry.

Last Saturday I went for a surgery.

Surgery!

A minor one lah dey...

There's this thing called "Chicken Eye" that the Chinese give for the term "warts". I had one of these fuzzy things on my right index finger, and one on the sole of my right foot.

Holy Cow!

Desperate attempts with Carnation Corn patches, tearing of skin, scissors, knifes, blades, i thought I had smoothened the fuckers down, then

few weeks down it's back.

Sometimes things aren't what they seem. It's this nice little, small small red dot the size of a pinhead on your skin but it just hurts like hell when u walk. Eh?


Doctor says it's a kind of virus.

The doctor used this soldering iron machine, stepped on this pedal (PEDAL!!!!!!) and started burning around the small wart on my finger. I could imagine the

viruses cuddling my flesh wehn they saw light from above, a needle like hot rail sawing a circle and

the next thing i knew, he pulled out a mandrake.

Unfortunately I didn't take pictures of the wart. I could only show you, the aftermath.

The one on the sole of my right foot was wonderful. It's really this pinhead size, red eye on the surface. The doctor said,

"You're lucky it's so small... It'll heal fast"

Then after a while he said,

"Ho ho. Oh! I didn't expect this. It's gone so deep and so wide!"

But his expertise was just amazing. The smell of burning anaethesized (correct?) skin, much like solder on tin, but he was the only clever one to put on a mask. You could guess i didn't.

He pulled out the wart and showed me.

Freakin hell. Pinhead on one side, Pinball on the other side.

As again, the aftermath.

SCREAM?

Nah.