Time to get out of the dirge and dread of the love-ly web and immerse my mind into something outrageous:

This is my guitar, her name is Judy.

As you might know, a person who listens to jazz and blues while still maintaining the rock in him needs to have a vintage-looking guitar. What's a guitar that looks like a heavy metal guitar?

Look at how Vintage Mark's guitar is!!

I set out to fulfil my dream of a Vintage Judy!

Some paper...
(don't you just love the rabbits?)

A lot of frustration...

I gave up halfway and went straight to the guitar shop to pick n choose.

Then I realised that It wouldn't fit! I was prepared to cut here and there lah, but 3 volume holes against 2 volume pots?? And the switch is outta alignment.

$22.50 gone for nothing. Lelong Lelong!!!

Not to be undone, I persevered...

This is the Yamaha Pacifica style. Ugly right?

Better now... But we need some curves...

The perfect template.

But... I hate the white colour! I still think this looks better:

Works still in progress... I need to figure out how to make that pearloid effect.