Eh, here's an update.

But I've got nothing to say.

But I want to complain. Complain about the swimming pool I frequent. In mock complaining style often used by bitchy girls and disgusting guys. I think it'll be fun pretending to be someone else for a while.



- I seriously DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FRIKKIN' HELL the people at my swimming pool near my house are doing. It's so damn old, you can just smell the shit's that been piling up in there. And the lockers too, it's so difficult to use, I don't see how ANYBODY can actually learn to use it within 3 seconds flat. I think I'm about the only one smart enough to understand it lah.

And the changing rooms, it's like OMG FRIKKIN' iikky!!! Like, the floor tiles are like, yellow?? And everything is like, so open, there's no privacy! Sure, you can go into the cubicles and change, but when you step in it's so EEEEWWWW inside!! Like, strands of hair clumped together to form a ball, plasters swimming around, and in the drain, you see what resembles like a dead rat with some sharp pointy tail at the end. EEEWWWWWW!!!!

I really can't stand the pool also! Why can't these people, who are living off our taxpayers' money, seek to renovate the stupid place?? The pool is like, contaminated with all these plasters flying around in the water lah. Like seriously, so many people cut the fingers in one day? Or is it accumulated over ONE FREAKIN' YEAR???

There are like, so many old uncles and aunties swimming around in the pool everytime I go lah. Like, so old already still want to swim meh? Can they just swim somewhere else? And also, there are always SOOOOO MANY PRC nationals swimming in the pool almost EVERYDAY. And they just stand near the side of the pool and make so much noise. And you know what's the best part? Some of them can't swim!!! Like wat??

Then on alternate days there's this woman who swims in the evening. She has to swim in that butterfly style all the time lah. I tell you, there's nothing graceful about "Butterfly Style" The woman just practically splashes water on EVERY SINGLE DARN LIVING THING in the pool. Talk about social consciousness!

Can't stand all these people lah. Only know how to spoil my day. I feel like I no longer have any space or privacy in this world lah. Sometimes I feel so depressed that there are so many stupid people around me. Haaaaaaiiiiizzzz. -



On a side note, I think there has to be some mechanism for people to express disgust and nausea in a funny and entertaining way that is socially acceptable. Can you imagine bitching about something in a deadpan manner? Might be possible. But then again, it really depends who you are with. Can't complain like that to your favourite girl eh?