The social construction of smiling and winking

Recent feedback from my friend was that I winked too much. And given that 99.9% of those I see and greet everyday include the fairer sex, what have you??

Yes, you have a social construction of your weirdness and strangeness!

I will not attempt to use the p****** word on myself. It's inaccurate.

Well, I tried smmiillliiiinnnggg a wide one, like :D

but it was deemed to flashy and fake!

So I scaled it down to a side one :P

Then it was too taxing for my facial muscles... so it became a wink ;)

And I dunno how the ;) came about, it was supposed to be a quick, perfunctory movement of the side of the lips, up down before you even knew I smiled at you.

You see, you can smile all you want, and u run the risk of being seen as fake. If you say hi that's taxing your voice. If not, you can wave, but no one will see. So you wait for the person to look at you before giving a quick jab into the side of the mouth as a standard greeting. Convenient right???

I have problematic facial expressions.

So, as part of trying to find an extremely quick gesture to greet people, albeit within socially accepted means and boundaries,

I'm looking for suggestions form YOU! It must be lame but funny, cheeky but not p******, and most of all, it must contain... all the essense of the MAck-rcokstar!

The best suggestion wins a pair bus tickets from me.